I think the secret to being cool is...

Don't wear your jacket properly! Wear it like a flimsy cape or shawl. No seriously, doesn't it get tedious picking up your Chanel off the floor? I've tried it, and I just found it annoying and pointless, I wasn't remotely warm. Why buy a blazer if you're not going to put your arms through the sleeves, buy a vest, a cape, or better yet one of those sleepy-support pillows people wear on planes around their necks; maximum power puff, minimum arm coverage. Nothing says FIERCE like inflatable neck support. I think I'm on to something...

 

Except for you Taylor, I love you.

Via Jak&Jil, theyallhateus